5 Reasons Why I Am Still in High School:
1. Not only can I not talk to boys that I like without being awkward and strange, I nurture weird obsessive crushes on them. You know the ones; and only on dudes that have no idea who I am- a quality I still find irresistible.
2. Secret reading. I used to get in trouble a lot for reading under my desk in math class, and now that I am a “grown up” with a “real job” I am often hiding in corners and crouching behind weird screen things in the back office just so I can fit in an extra chapter. I am a nerd, some things never change.
3. My diet. pizza, candy, chips -
4. Celibacy. I mean not forever, but seriously? DRY SPELL
5. How do I put this simply. I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT TO WEAR EVER. dear god it is still really hard getting dressed in the morning, and due to numbers 1 and 4 on this list- the pressure is ON.
5 Reasons Why I Am Not Still In High School:
1. I have an apartment, a job, and a college degree. like, duh.
2. I don’t smoke weed really, ever. I know this is uncool, but its illegal (I look bad in stripes) and expensive and ever since college getting high has made me super insecure and curious about my hands- which is not exactly a party, know what I’m saying?
3. I can drink (legally) at bars. And do. Often.
4. I’ve had a few boyfriends, 3 to be exact. Boys that I actually liked and probably wouldn’t be too pissed if they wrote a song about me (this is in reference to my first and only boyfriend in high school, that the new and old me could eat for fucking breakfast).
5. I love my family, am pretty cool with my parents, and relish spending time at home. The drama has finally ended, and they cook for me!
