remember when Paris Hilton was a real thing and like. Kim Kardashian was just some dumb jealous socialite vying for her spot ? and we were all like that will NEVER HAPPEN because Paris was untouchable and went to jail and still managed a chic heidi look crying a la Vietnam burning girl image (same photographer - sad symmetry) . And now Paris looks like shit even though her net worth is 2 BILLION and her reality show was a joke even by reality show standards and everyone cares that Kim K had a short term marriage even though NO ONE cared about her first short term marriage when she was a loser. She is like the never been kissed queen bee and Amber Rose is now vying for HER spot and they all have shitty singles about dancing in clubs.
and I’m 25 now and I STILL care. I STILL look at pictures of Lohan’s snatch and think about fallen stars and how why can’t I be that young, thin, and rich because I am most SURELY obnoxious enough? When is the other stuff just supposed to fall in place? Am I supposed to grow up further than this and think more about my life and why I’m not in a relationship and how much it sucks being in this economy and worried about my rights to an abortion and how scary the world is? This is so much more fun. I totally all of a sudden get being a dumb girl now. dumb girls 4e.
